Songs I write

i write songs,here are two of my newest.

BITCHES WITH GOATEES-FINISHED 18 December 2007 AT 14:53:54

VERSE

something’s brewing inside of me,

its something deeper than you and I can see.

you’re a shallow,superficial artifical bitch.

you're cold steel and candyfloss,you hard-hearted witch.

CHORUS

you got the whole world wrapped your little finger,

oh how i hope,how i hope that your taste does not linger,

in my mouth.

VERSE

you lead me on

for something false.

like a ballroom waltz

when i wanted mark ronson

CHORUS

you got the whole world wrapped your little finger,

oh how i hope,how i hope that your taste does not linger,

in my mouth.

VERSE

i'm not speaking to you

not today not ever

in fact i'd like to sever

all ties with you

BRIDGE

stop calling my phone

stop emailing me

i dont want to talk

go away and grow a goatee

CHORUS(X2)

you got the whole world wrapped your little finger,

oh how i hope,how i hope that your taste does not linger,

in my mouth.

BRIDGE(X2)

stop calling my phone

stop emailing me

i dont want to talk

go away and grow a goatee

goateeeeee

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STARCROSSED LOVERS-COMPLETED 18 December 2007 AT 5:20:12 PM

VERSE

its so obvious

to everyone but him

she really likes him

but hes really dim

CHORUS

he loves her

he just doesnt know it yet

he's her romeo

if she was juliet

VERSE

they would make a really good pair

like richard and judy

she does sometimes swear

over her destined fate

CHORUS

he loves her

he just does not know it yet

he is her romeo

if she was juliet

VERSE

if he was a lover

he would borrow cupids wings and fly

high above,but hes not a lover and does often deny

his love

BRIDGE(X4)

the boy meets the girl

and its happily ever after

CHORUS(X2)

he loves her

he just doesnt know it yet

he's her romeo

if she was juliet

Review Of the "Golden Compass"

The Golden Compass(based on the book Northern Lights by Phillip Pullman)although slow-moving is a gripping fantasy world which hooks you in right from the start.Rebel,Lyra Belacqua sets off,with her dæmon,Pan-an animal version of her soul-on a whirlwind journey of ice-bears,witches and cowboys.Although Dakota Blue Richard's(Lyra)is a novice actress she plays the part of Lyra to perfection though I do have to admit her Cockney accent can be trying.Mrs Coulter(Nicole Kidman)is an evil child-catcher who will stop at nothing,Kidman's role though confusing is played to icy perfection.Daniel Craig-AKA James Bond-plays the part of Lyra's aloof uncle Lord Asriel.And for some insane reason there is a rather odd polar bear that is none other than Sir Ian McClellan .............................................................................................................
All in all this is good though I don't recommend taking young children or restless adults as this is rather complicated and long.

REVIEW OF "ENCHANTED"

Enchanted is the new saccharine sweet Disney film.It starts out in an animated land called Andalasia.Due to the evil queen stepmother(Susan Sarandon)pushes Gisele ,the Prince's one true love ,down a well(that's not a cliche at all is it!)
The well takes her to a strange,strange reality known as New York.There Gisele(Amy Adams) meets Robert(Patrick"McDreamy"Dempsey)unfortunately her Prince' Edward's(James Marsden) plans to save her are nearly foiled by Nathaniel,an evil henchman of the queens.
although this is an entertaining watch there is no real point as it is extremely drawn out and extremely tiring.

T4 Mobile Act Unsigned

Has anyone been watching this awesome show?
It is sooo great,like X Factor but for people with talent.It has been a long search for the best indie band in the country but now it's been narrowed down to two bands;indie-punk quintent from Peterborough boys,indie-punk quintent Revenue













and Envy And Other Sins,flamboyantly dressed indie quartet from Birmingham.














Bands that narrowly missed out are Mancini-electro-pop trio,


















The Mentalists all girl punk-rockers,

















Hijak Oscar non-conformist blues miserabbalists.

Russell Brand

Is he not the most gorgeous guy ever?
He features in the hottest new film this side of 2008,St. Trinian's working alongside some of the biggest names on any premiere list,for instance Mischa Barton,Lily Cole,Colin Firth,Celia Imrie and Rupert Everett(in drag!) St. Trinians also has a killer soundtrack,the theme sung by Girls Aloud and featuring Remi Nicole,Sugababes,Lilly Allen,Ordinary Boys,Sophie Ellis Bextor and Noisettes.